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| MARSHALL WARD |
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| DOROTHY PERKINS |
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| NEW LOOK |
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| DOROTHY PERKINS |
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| DOROTHY PERKINS |
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| GEORGE@ASDA |
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| DOROTHY PERKINS |
Just been salivating over soo many things right now its ridiculous! pay day needs to hurry up!
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
You Will Be Mine!
Just been salivating over soo many things right now its ridiculous! pay day needs to hurry up!
Tuesday, 21 September 2010
A Few Newbies
Just wanted to share with you a few new things i got over the weekend, Tisha had some major shopping to do i was just meant to go for moral support but i ended up with a few things as usual!
I don't know if any one is familiar with the store Ann Harvey London but i have always dismissed it as one of those typical fat girl stores that make frumpy clothes aimed at the mature lady, Tisha bought boots from there last winter and i actually liked them, when she told me where it was from i didn't believe it! i thought it was definitely a one off. So she dragged me in there over the weekend and i found my favourite pair of boots, i now love Ann Harvey lol i also got some bits in the clearance from Asos.
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| Boots-Anne Harvey London |
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| Shoes-Dorothy Perkins |
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| Top-New Look |
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| Dress-Asos Curve |
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| Clutch-Asos |
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| Ball Necklace-Asos |
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| Swallow Chain-Asos |
Monday, 20 September 2010
Bad Dates Pt1 Lies and Xrated Texts
Its late and i sit here reminiscing, after hearing about a guy i once went on a date with being spotted at my work! Don't get me wrong its not like he was anything more than just a date, i have no feelings of romance or lust towards him!
I will start from the beginning shall i, his name is Ricki i met him through a work colleague, i thought he seemed ok he liked to joke around. The next time he came through work he complimented me and asked me out, i was taken a back at first cause usually i can tell if a guy is feeling me but with him i couldn't! After a few umms and ahhhs i decided what the hell good looking Cuban guy (eyebrows a little dodgy though, and still working out if he used fake tan or if that was a natural glow!) who's a personal trainer i thought the least maybe i can get some free classes from him!
We met went to a restaurant in Canary Wharf he told me he grew up in Miami and had been here for about 3 years (hence the accent i could never place) then he told me he hadn't had a girlfriend in the 3 years he had been in London! Now i can smell bullshit a mile away and the stench was so strong it was making my eyes water! I gave him that "are you serious!" look and he still had the nerve to lie, now just to make sure we were on the same page here i had to clarify if he meant he had not even had sex because its possible to not have a girlfriend but no sex for 3yrs! well he is a hot blooded male after all! Well we were on the same page and he claimed not to have any sexual relationships! I didn't call him out on it, i said to myself if he feels the need to lie and play games then so be it i will play along! After dinner we went for a walk chatted a little more it was nice besides the bullshit he didn't once try and invade my personal space which is always good. He walked me to the station, said goodnight and i gave him a peck on the lips.
Now if this guy was gonna get a second date i said to myself we can't start on a lie i need information! so i went to my colleague and without seeming suspicious i asked in a matter of fact kinda way " your friend Ricki, whats he like, does he have a girlfriend?" etc. Surprise surprise i found out that he used to live with his girlfriend but they weren't together anymore! Now i was informed i didn't wanna just confront him straight away so i bit my tongue and when he called i just said i was fine and all the other pleasantries. That was soo hard to do, i am known not to hold my tongue when i should!
Early hours one morning he texts me (he's lucky i was at work cause it was 4:30am)
Him: how are you
Me-fine, why are you up so late?
Him- i just woke up, had a dream about you. how comes your up?
Me- i just got in work
Him-that's early. so do you wanna know about the dream i had?
Me-Ok tell me
Him-First i push you up against the wall, i spread your pink pussy lick your arse, i ravage your arse with my dick then i fuck you in your pussy and when you come i drink it. so what do you think?
Me- um i don't know about all the arse stuff
Him-trust me you will like it
Me-i don't think so, i got to get back to work, its getting busy!
Him-ok speak to you later
Well i was so horrified i was lost for words! (yes me lost for words!) it all sounded like a nightmare to me, i pictured myself cowering in the corner in a fetus position silently crying! He just thought it was sexy! lol FREAK!
The next time he called me he wanted to arrange our second date, he tried to sweet talk me and wanted me to think that he was serious about me after a first date (I'm thinking he needs to chill its not that serious!) so of course me and my big mouth let him know that i knew he had a serious girlfriend! He was stupid to ask me who i had been talking to and when he put 2 and 2 together i am pleased to say he could count! He accused me of chatting about him and i just laughed and asked him what did he expect we know the same people, of course i would ask about him! he was pissed at me so we hung up! i still don't get why he felt he had to lie about something a trivial as having sex, if he lied about the small things the lord only knows what secrets he had! Besides he was a freak anyway and i don't get down like that! Lucky escape i say!
I will start from the beginning shall i, his name is Ricki i met him through a work colleague, i thought he seemed ok he liked to joke around. The next time he came through work he complimented me and asked me out, i was taken a back at first cause usually i can tell if a guy is feeling me but with him i couldn't! After a few umms and ahhhs i decided what the hell good looking Cuban guy (eyebrows a little dodgy though, and still working out if he used fake tan or if that was a natural glow!) who's a personal trainer i thought the least maybe i can get some free classes from him!
We met went to a restaurant in Canary Wharf he told me he grew up in Miami and had been here for about 3 years (hence the accent i could never place) then he told me he hadn't had a girlfriend in the 3 years he had been in London! Now i can smell bullshit a mile away and the stench was so strong it was making my eyes water! I gave him that "are you serious!" look and he still had the nerve to lie, now just to make sure we were on the same page here i had to clarify if he meant he had not even had sex because its possible to not have a girlfriend but no sex for 3yrs! well he is a hot blooded male after all! Well we were on the same page and he claimed not to have any sexual relationships! I didn't call him out on it, i said to myself if he feels the need to lie and play games then so be it i will play along! After dinner we went for a walk chatted a little more it was nice besides the bullshit he didn't once try and invade my personal space which is always good. He walked me to the station, said goodnight and i gave him a peck on the lips.
Now if this guy was gonna get a second date i said to myself we can't start on a lie i need information! so i went to my colleague and without seeming suspicious i asked in a matter of fact kinda way " your friend Ricki, whats he like, does he have a girlfriend?" etc. Surprise surprise i found out that he used to live with his girlfriend but they weren't together anymore! Now i was informed i didn't wanna just confront him straight away so i bit my tongue and when he called i just said i was fine and all the other pleasantries. That was soo hard to do, i am known not to hold my tongue when i should!
Early hours one morning he texts me (he's lucky i was at work cause it was 4:30am)
Him: how are you
Me-fine, why are you up so late?
Him- i just woke up, had a dream about you. how comes your up?
Me- i just got in work
Him-that's early. so do you wanna know about the dream i had?
Me-Ok tell me
Him-First i push you up against the wall, i spread your pink pussy lick your arse, i ravage your arse with my dick then i fuck you in your pussy and when you come i drink it. so what do you think?
Me- um i don't know about all the arse stuff
Him-trust me you will like it
Me-i don't think so, i got to get back to work, its getting busy!
Him-ok speak to you later
Well i was so horrified i was lost for words! (yes me lost for words!) it all sounded like a nightmare to me, i pictured myself cowering in the corner in a fetus position silently crying! He just thought it was sexy! lol FREAK!
The next time he called me he wanted to arrange our second date, he tried to sweet talk me and wanted me to think that he was serious about me after a first date (I'm thinking he needs to chill its not that serious!) so of course me and my big mouth let him know that i knew he had a serious girlfriend! He was stupid to ask me who i had been talking to and when he put 2 and 2 together i am pleased to say he could count! He accused me of chatting about him and i just laughed and asked him what did he expect we know the same people, of course i would ask about him! he was pissed at me so we hung up! i still don't get why he felt he had to lie about something a trivial as having sex, if he lied about the small things the lord only knows what secrets he had! Besides he was a freak anyway and i don't get down like that! Lucky escape i say!
Friday, 17 September 2010
Night On The Town
So Thursday me and my flatmate Tisha decided to go out and shake a leg, we always find ourselves at the same place on the same night and when the bartender knows you then maybe that's a sign that we need a change of scenery! I don't normally do Thursday nights but after much research (google) i decided to give Metra Bar a go.
My flatmate Tisha was the scandalous one with her super sexy outfit.
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| (Top-Asos, Leggings-New Look, Shoes-Dorothy Perkins, Bracelet-H&M) |
And then there was me, i definitely kept it tame
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| (Dress/Leggings-Dorothy Perkins, Necklace-Asos, Shoes-Evans) |
The night was good, we drank, danced and had fun! The men were disappointing (as usual) it was funny watching the guys plucking up the courage to talk to us, they looked scared! Well we did look rather fierce!
Monday, 13 September 2010
Go Go Go Go Shawty It's Your Birthday.....
Wooo its official i am now 28!! I celebrated my birthday on Saturday, well the celebrations started from Friday night! Can you believe i had two great outfits and i forgot to take my camera i have NO PICTURES! i might have to recreate them at a later date!
So Friday was not really planned well, me and my flatmate decided last minute to head out to a club in Leicester sq which had a Que that didn't move, and as we patiently waited for it to move it dawned on us that we might be the oldest people in the club as the Que was full of teenie boppers! Soo not my scene so we decided to make a quick escape and head off to another club which we had been to once before on a Friday and we knew we were guaranteed a more mature crowd. Lets just say it wasn't the night i thought we would of had, I didn't dance (which is not like me) there were too many people not enough space, could just about get a drink at the bar, couldn't hear the music very well so spent the night playing guess the song! And to top it off some corny ass men with lines like "don't i know you!" and "i love your skin, its so real" with all the fake skin out there i must be a breath of fresh air! lol (what a dick)
Saturday was a little better, i had the best day at home let me just say i have the best flatmates in the world, they are like extended family, i got great gifts from them they even got me a birthday cake, LOVE THEM!
I was meant to meet my friends at 6.30 for dinner i didn't get there until 7:30 (bad start) and to make it worse i wasn't able to book a table so i was told we had to wait 1hr and 30mins for a table which was not gonna happen so we ended up at Planet Hollywood which was not very nice! we went to a bar for drinks before we hit the club, which was good because the drinks were cheap i had loads to drink but for once i was steady on my feet i think its because i wore my bodymagic girdle for the first time and that was cutting my blood flow so the alcohol couldn't do its job! While we are on that subject let me just say my night was spoiled because of that thing! i have never felt so uncomfortable and restricted in all my days lol i was very close to taking it off in the club, i sat down all night because i was that uncomfortable! i am close to burning the damn thing, not sure if i wanna wear it again no matter how it hides my lumps and bumps i would rather have it all on show then wear that thing again! Apart from that i had a nice day it was nice getting everyone together and just having a laugh!
GOOD TIMES!
So Friday was not really planned well, me and my flatmate decided last minute to head out to a club in Leicester sq which had a Que that didn't move, and as we patiently waited for it to move it dawned on us that we might be the oldest people in the club as the Que was full of teenie boppers! Soo not my scene so we decided to make a quick escape and head off to another club which we had been to once before on a Friday and we knew we were guaranteed a more mature crowd. Lets just say it wasn't the night i thought we would of had, I didn't dance (which is not like me) there were too many people not enough space, could just about get a drink at the bar, couldn't hear the music very well so spent the night playing guess the song! And to top it off some corny ass men with lines like "don't i know you!" and "i love your skin, its so real" with all the fake skin out there i must be a breath of fresh air! lol (what a dick)
Saturday was a little better, i had the best day at home let me just say i have the best flatmates in the world, they are like extended family, i got great gifts from them they even got me a birthday cake, LOVE THEM!
I was meant to meet my friends at 6.30 for dinner i didn't get there until 7:30 (bad start) and to make it worse i wasn't able to book a table so i was told we had to wait 1hr and 30mins for a table which was not gonna happen so we ended up at Planet Hollywood which was not very nice! we went to a bar for drinks before we hit the club, which was good because the drinks were cheap i had loads to drink but for once i was steady on my feet i think its because i wore my bodymagic girdle for the first time and that was cutting my blood flow so the alcohol couldn't do its job! While we are on that subject let me just say my night was spoiled because of that thing! i have never felt so uncomfortable and restricted in all my days lol i was very close to taking it off in the club, i sat down all night because i was that uncomfortable! i am close to burning the damn thing, not sure if i wanna wear it again no matter how it hides my lumps and bumps i would rather have it all on show then wear that thing again! Apart from that i had a nice day it was nice getting everyone together and just having a laugh!
GOOD TIMES!
Saturday, 4 September 2010
This Fish is Going Back in the Pond
I don't know if it's the fact that its "the" time of the month and everything seems to be pissing me off but please help me work out whether I'm being un-reasonable! The story goes...
For the sake of identity we shall call this guy the "Teacher" as that's his occupation, i met the Teacher at work, i work for London Transport so i see thousands of people everyday. For a long while the Teacher would say hi and tell me he was my number one fan ( a fan club i never knew existed!?) anyway never one to shy away from a compliment or two i would just smile and say thank you. For awhile it went on this way until one day he decided to grow some balls and write me a note with his name and number signed "number 1 fan", i call him we talk on the phone and arrange to meet for a drink.
The drink goes well, we seem to get on, he's a gentleman never invading my space, he walks me back to the station and gives me a hug as we part ways, i mean he didn't even attempt to kiss me! i didn't mind no rush always a second date!
We have a few text conversations after that, his texts always seem to be cryptic i start to realise he never says what he means, now I'm too old to be playing games and trying to work out what you want if you don't man up and tell me straight i will play dumb! so that's what i do and for a few months we still haven't progressed to the second date, i mean he did try and invite himself round, putting me on the spot like i don't have a life but i like to plan things and i don't know him that well. (maybe that's anal of me)
So i see him at work just as I'm about to go on my break i say to him i 'm going out for lunch and immediately he's like "I'm not coming with you, I'm going home I'm tired, I'm selfish like that!" now that put my back up because first of all ain't nobody asked his arse to go anywhere i didn't even hint at him and second of all you obviously wanna get in my panties and you ain't even prepared to work for it! Where did this guy come from? I tell him not to worry because i wasn't asking him to follow me anywhere and then i sod off not wasting another minute of my break!
Right now i think Teacher might potentially be a dick, but i do like to give the benefit of the doubt. So yesterday i see Teacher again while at work of course, we're chatting about nothing then he starts getting all cryptic again which is very tiring for me even more so when its red flag month and patience is at an all time low!
He starts talking about me inviting him round for tea and biscuits and whatever else i wanna give him, of course this is code for something else but i play dumb because its clear to me now that after 4/5 months of knowing you and you still are not saying a thing you have no game! So i say no i don't invite anyone round for "tea and biscuits" then he starts talking about how i should share! now i say what do you know about sharing your selfish remember! he starts trying to back pedal and justify being selfish which i didn't know was possible!
Then he asks me if i was dying and my mother was dying and there was only one pill that could save us would i keep it to myself or give it to my mum? naturally i say i would think about saving my mum first before i save myself! now i don't know if that's just me but Teacher looked at me in disbelief and said if it was him he wouldn't even consider his mum in fact if he saw the pill before she did he would take it without her knowing! WHAT A DICK! he actually thought there was something wrong with me for wanting to save my mum! At this point i was in shock and all i could say was you would say that because your selfish and he just agreed with me! With a stroke of luck my break was due (thank the lord) and he tried to kind of linger a goodbye and somehow went back to me not sharing with him, my last words were "i don't share with selfish people!"
Now i ask you this, would i be un-reasonable if i never spoke to him again?......
For the sake of identity we shall call this guy the "Teacher" as that's his occupation, i met the Teacher at work, i work for London Transport so i see thousands of people everyday. For a long while the Teacher would say hi and tell me he was my number one fan ( a fan club i never knew existed!?) anyway never one to shy away from a compliment or two i would just smile and say thank you. For awhile it went on this way until one day he decided to grow some balls and write me a note with his name and number signed "number 1 fan", i call him we talk on the phone and arrange to meet for a drink.
The drink goes well, we seem to get on, he's a gentleman never invading my space, he walks me back to the station and gives me a hug as we part ways, i mean he didn't even attempt to kiss me! i didn't mind no rush always a second date!
We have a few text conversations after that, his texts always seem to be cryptic i start to realise he never says what he means, now I'm too old to be playing games and trying to work out what you want if you don't man up and tell me straight i will play dumb! so that's what i do and for a few months we still haven't progressed to the second date, i mean he did try and invite himself round, putting me on the spot like i don't have a life but i like to plan things and i don't know him that well. (maybe that's anal of me)
So i see him at work just as I'm about to go on my break i say to him i 'm going out for lunch and immediately he's like "I'm not coming with you, I'm going home I'm tired, I'm selfish like that!" now that put my back up because first of all ain't nobody asked his arse to go anywhere i didn't even hint at him and second of all you obviously wanna get in my panties and you ain't even prepared to work for it! Where did this guy come from? I tell him not to worry because i wasn't asking him to follow me anywhere and then i sod off not wasting another minute of my break!
Right now i think Teacher might potentially be a dick, but i do like to give the benefit of the doubt. So yesterday i see Teacher again while at work of course, we're chatting about nothing then he starts getting all cryptic again which is very tiring for me even more so when its red flag month and patience is at an all time low!
He starts talking about me inviting him round for tea and biscuits and whatever else i wanna give him, of course this is code for something else but i play dumb because its clear to me now that after 4/5 months of knowing you and you still are not saying a thing you have no game! So i say no i don't invite anyone round for "tea and biscuits" then he starts talking about how i should share! now i say what do you know about sharing your selfish remember! he starts trying to back pedal and justify being selfish which i didn't know was possible!
Then he asks me if i was dying and my mother was dying and there was only one pill that could save us would i keep it to myself or give it to my mum? naturally i say i would think about saving my mum first before i save myself! now i don't know if that's just me but Teacher looked at me in disbelief and said if it was him he wouldn't even consider his mum in fact if he saw the pill before she did he would take it without her knowing! WHAT A DICK! he actually thought there was something wrong with me for wanting to save my mum! At this point i was in shock and all i could say was you would say that because your selfish and he just agreed with me! With a stroke of luck my break was due (thank the lord) and he tried to kind of linger a goodbye and somehow went back to me not sharing with him, my last words were "i don't share with selfish people!"
Now i ask you this, would i be un-reasonable if i never spoke to him again?......
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