Tuesday, 31 August 2010

A Few Newbies

So just wanted to share a few sale items i picked up a couple of weeks ago. I always say this month will be the month i buy nothing but who are we kidding i got a habit and Asos is my pusher lol!
These days i can't seem to get enough of that site,  and to think it sat under my radar for soo long
Dorothy Perkins has always been my go to shop for years and years but I'm finding as i grow older they just ain't cutting it these days, don't get me wrong they will forever be in my heart and i will always find something i love, i just feel like i am  looking for a more edgy look these days and Asos seems to be getting it right with their curve range!

I have bought a few goods from Asos so i will soon come with those outfit posts but for now please enjoy my little loves... 

This is the statement coins necklace from Asos its in the clearance for only £7.00
I love the detail it was soo worth the price *sigh*
This is another from Asos sadly it has sold out i payed £4.00 in the clearance i love it!!
I am loving this cork clutch/bag, its a good size (i cant deal with small bags i have shit to carry) i only payed £10 for this beauty!
Now i need me some matching shoes. i know cork isn't for everyone but i can't help but have a soft spot for it!

And just to prove i still love Dorothy Perkins! This cost me £2.00
Its so delicate but glam it instantly dresses up a plain white T-shirt! What do you think?

My Gold Plated Girdle

OK maybe not gold plated but feels like it after it set me back £100! Its called Body Magic by Ardyss, it's supposed to be some miracle under garment which is meant to make you drop up to 3 dress sizes instantly!
Now I'm not one for quick fixes, I'm FAT and i deal with it, losing weight is not what had me sold, what sold me was the fact that it makes me look like i have one stomach instead of four! i liked the idea of looking tidy in my clothes.

So when i opened the package i almost fell over when i saw the size of this thing, it was at least 3 sizes smaller than myself with barely any stretch in it! so now i start to understand how this contraption might make you look like you lose a couple of dress sizes. i inhaled deeply and decided to give this baby a try!

OMG it was a workout to put on, i lost a good amount of water getting it on, but when i finally did that last hook all i can say is wow! it sure does what it says on the tin! The only thing is that it's uncomfortable, i don't know if that's fair of me as i have to get used to it but right now all i can say is OUCH!
I slouch, never stood straight and being big chested never helped me, what this garment does is false you to stand straight, i have never stood so straight in my life it made my boobs look like they were trying to climb into my mouth!

i had a few errands today and thought about giving it a trial run but after 20 min's in that trap i had to take it off it was almost suffocating, when i took it off it took me a while for me to breath again, so i think i will have to train my body to wear it when i have fuck all to do!

Anyone considering it, it does work but ask yourself is it worth the pain, if your vain like me then the answer will be a yes! lol

Thursday, 26 August 2010


Doesn't it suck when 80% of your life is spent in uniform! Uniforms are meant to be seen as sexy but i happen to have a uniform that makes me look butch, I've been told all that's missing is the guard dog and a flashlight! (rude i know) As i iron my shapeless blue shirt and my man cut trousers i wonder to myself hows a girl meant to get any action walking around in this 9hrs a day? Believe me there are guys that like my uniform but these guys tend to be freaks on all kinds of levels, whats a girl to do!

My birthday is fast approaching, i am looking forward to 28 i have no issues with getting older i embrace it! The thing is i remember being about 19 and having all these expectations on how my life would be at 28 and it just hasn't worked out! Yes i know most people feel this way, but i do feel i have ended up on paths that have swayed me from my destination and that makes me a little sad! whoever said life was easy!